A Joke

A man is walking down the beach and sees an armless, legless woman sitting on the beach crying, he stops and says, " what are you crying about", she says, " in my whole life I've never been kissed", so he leans down and gives her a kiss. As he walks away he hears her crying even louder, so he goes back and asks " what are you crying for now", she says,"in my whole life I've never been fucked", so he picks her up and throws her in the ocean, and says " well, your'e fucked now!