The Bonuses Of Being Single

The toilet seat is down so you don't fall in.
You can pee with the door open.
You can run around the house nekkid.
You don't have to take a natur poo when your "friend" is on the bowl and you just can't wait.
If you feel ikky you don't have to tell anyone.
You don't have to cook for two and wash dishes for two.
You can go to bed when you want and wake up when you want.
You can take naps alone.
You can watch really dumb TV.
Your vodka and food lasts longer.
You can hibernate and not go out and nobody will know(oops!)
You can put your exercise machine in the middle of the house and not have to move it.
You don't have to keep making coffee-I have a tiny pot.
You don't have to feel guilty for all of the above.