Tuesday, December 11, 2007

And Now For More Gore......

Al Gore accepts Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo
The former US vice president said that 'it is time to make peace with the planet.'
“Why Gore Shouldn’t Run For President,” Exhibit A: wins one of the most coveted prizes on Earth, uses opportunity for a photo op. Wears: dark suit. Hair: brought to you by Jiffy Lube. Backdrop: Planet Earth as seen through the telescope of an alien civilization about to invade. Facial expression: sinister, with arched eyebrow. Hand position: as though about to strangle somebody. Democrats, draft this man! He’s still got the touch!

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